March 2011
0 posts
February 2011
19 posts
the social network didn't win. let's never speak...
little, awkward blonde boy, meet little, awkward...
i need a slightly humorous sign for my next...
WWOPD
what WOULD optimus prime do?
“Have you ever been murdering someone and thought: ‘Hey, I would hate to be...”
“If the world was a logical place, men would ride side saddle.”
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by it’s ability to climb a...”
– Einstein
I really wish gravity was on my side, so I would...
January 2011
23 posts
there should be laws against mothers like the ones...
highschool examinations.
bullshit, nothing's impossible.
i do love you, don't get me wrong. but my god, you...
my mom laughed when a toothpaste commercial said...
YAY! for the manipulation of Starbucks employees!
why don't you take a running leap into a wall?
have an awful day :)
The Trustworthiness of Beards →
“Shh. Yo gonna wake da other bitches”
– Black Dynamite
well, that was an official roundhouse kick to the...
kthanks.
always forgive your enemies. nothing annoys them...
pure logic. →
“Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.”
LOL.
Today at work, an old woman told me, that i was pretty. Doesn’t seem that out of the ordinary. Until she proceeded to tell me, that if she ever made a movie, she would cast me as the lead. And because she was getting a good vibe from me, she wouldn’t kill my character. So if you ever see me in an upcoming movie, spoiler alert!: I live.
“When it is dark enough, you can see stars.”
i can remember 2010, as if it were yesterday.
August 2010
9 posts
a few rules.
1.Never stop thinking. This is important. If someone ever says to you ‘You need to stop thinking so much,’ call them ignorant in your head and keep thinking deeper. It is this mentality that breeds stupidity and sheeple. Your mind is the most important tool you have, if you stop using it, it will atrophy. Question everything.
2. Stare into space blankly and don’t mentally punish yourself for...
‘your lost possession will be returned within the month’
thank you fortune cookie. i am relieved.
bob marley.
You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect, you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice,...
the other guys.
lion and tuna. i love you will ferrell.
SHIT!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cd12846553/bieber-takes-over?rel=auto_related&rel_pos=1
^^ did i just gain respect for justin bieber? ^^